i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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