my sisters under your porch take her home
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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