so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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