she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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