So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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