i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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