omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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