i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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