who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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