HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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