so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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