Just fell off a train. Bad.
My first STD was from a foam party
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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