I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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