That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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