Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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