Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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