i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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