at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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