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I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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