How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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