Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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