Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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