i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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