Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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