i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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