have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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