I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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