there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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