How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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