I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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