I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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