Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
