That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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