when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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