I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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