we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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