I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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