Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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