jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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