do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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