You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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