it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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