I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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