how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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