Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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