what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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