She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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