I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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