he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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