Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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